Today, a new kid came to school, named Jacob Black. Naturally, all the girls in our class swarmed him to talk to him about Twilight. When I approached him, he rolled his eyes and said, “For the last time, I’m NOT a werewolf.” I rolled my eyes back and said, “No, I was going to ask you if you had a brother named Sirius, and if you do you have to introduce him to me.” He doesn’t have a brother named Sirius, but we do have a date tomorrow. MLIA.
HPFTW.
